Fuck off UPS

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Well, fuck you too UPS!



"Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile...would thou wert clean enough to spit upon... [you] foul and pestilent congregation of vapours! [I have] no more faith in [your insurance] than in a stewed prune...thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"

- Shakespeare clearly commenting on UPS' customer service and insurance practices; at least, I assume so.







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Music for this hopefully educational presentation by Reel Big Fish.
Check out their website and buy an album--they're fantastic!
I do not know if they share my feelings on UPS (but they should).

Lovingly (if poorly) hand-coded one morning in a rage.

UPS can eat a buffet of dicks.

Sorry, I'm really done now.